PCNet-Online Forum : Old Country Preacher's Teenage Son... http://www.pcnet-online.com/forum/ This is an XML content feed of; PCNet-Online Forum : Comics : Old Country Preacher's Teenage Son... Copyright (c) 2006-2009 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Sat, 25 May 2013 09:18:15 +0000 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 03:33:31 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 9.56a 360 www.pcnet-online.com/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=3050 Old Country Preacher's Teenage Son... : Cool I enjoyed reading it. http://www.pcnet-online.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3050&PID=54307#54307 Author: andreP
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Posted: 22 Nov 2011 at 3:33am

Cool I enjoyed reading it.]]> Tue, 22 Nov 2011 03:33:31 +0000 http://www.pcnet-online.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3050&PID=54307#54307 Old Country Preacher's Teenage Son... : Gee...you think alcohol was involved?... http://www.pcnet-online.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3050&PID=49146#49146 Author: Karl_db
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Posted: 04 Aug 2011 at 4:01pm

Gee...you think alcohol was involved? HeeHee (Obviously no brain involved...)]]> Thu, 04 Aug 2011 16:01:43 +0000 http://www.pcnet-online.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3050&PID=49146#49146 Old Country Preacher's Teenage Son... : I found out who this story is... http://www.pcnet-online.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3050&PID=49135#49135 Author: Don Watkins
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Posted: 04 Aug 2011 at 1:27pm

I found out who this story is about.

New Mexico mayor was drunk when he signed deal

]]> Thu, 04 Aug 2011 13:27:01 +0000 http://www.pcnet-online.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3050&PID=49135#49135 Old Country Preacher's Teenage Son... : heh, heh... I was thinking "politician"... http://www.pcnet-online.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3050&PID=49125#49125 Author: Randy
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Posted: 04 Aug 2011 at 5:20am

heh, heh... I was thinking "politician" as soon as he picked up the silver dollar with the Bible under his arm.]]> Thu, 04 Aug 2011 05:20:54 +0000 http://www.pcnet-online.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3050&PID=49125#49125 Old Country Preacher's Teenage Son... : An old country preacher had... http://www.pcnet-online.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3050&PID=49118#49118 Author: Karl_db
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Posted: 04 Aug 2011 at 2:31am

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects...


1. A Bible....

2. A silver dollar....

3. A bottle of whisky....

4. And a Playboy magazine...

'I'll just hide behind the door,' the old preacher said to himself. 'When he comes home from school today, I'll see which object he picks up.

If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a
blessing that would be!

If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too.

But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum, and Lord, what a shame that would be.

And worst of all if he picks up that magazine he's going to be a
skirt-chasing womanizer.'

The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's foot-steps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his room.

The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table..

With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them. Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink, while he admired this month's centerfold.


'Lord have mercy,' the old preacher disgustedly whispered.
'He's gonna run for Congress.']]> Thu, 04 Aug 2011 02:31:24 +0000 http://www.pcnet-online.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3050&PID=49118#49118